A phone call

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes"


WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$160,000."


MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year
is
back on the market. They're asking $1,950,000."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$1,900,000."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"


MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in
astonishment.


Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"