Post by Grey on Nov 10, 2004 18:38:23 GMT -5
A 21-yr old girl went to see a 48 year old
psychiatrist.
"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must
call him "Bastard". I feel that he's
gone too far, and he deserves the title."
"Hmm.. such a word is too strong and rude to call
a person. But maybe you have your own reasons
to call him that. Tell me about it so that I can
help you."
"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we
parked our car besides the beach and we were
alone... and... he held my hand..."
"Did he hold your hand like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it
now"
"If its only this, he doesnt deserve to be called
"Bastard".
That means he doesnt want to separate from you."
"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and
hugged my
shoulder..."
The psychiatrist already smitten by the pretty
girl
moved his body to demonstrate.
"Was he this close to you and did he hug you
like
this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're close to
and
hugging me now"
"He is not a Bastard. That means he wants to
stay
forever by your side".
"Then he kissed me..."
"Did he kiss you like this?"
He took advantage of the situation and gave
her
a deep kiss.
"Yes, Doctor. He kissed me just exactly like
how
you just kissed me."
"If its only a kiss like that, seriously you
can't call him a "Bastard".
That means he adores you."
"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and
touched my boobie, Doc..."
"Like this?" The psychiatrist demonstrated.
"Yes, Doctor... he did it like that".
"That's not a behaviour of a bastard. That
shows
he wants to protect you"
"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly...
"
"Did you resist?"
"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love
him..."
"Did he take off your clothes like this ?"
The psychiatrist proceeded to take off her
clothes.
"Yes, Doctor. Until I was completely naked
like
now......"
"He still doesnt deserve to be called a
"Bastard,
because that means he wants to know and
learn
your body completely"
"Then he kissed me and put his.....thingy
inside
me... and
had sex with me..."
The worked up psychiatrist knew he could just
make
love to her by then.
He did it without hesistation.
"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"
"Yes, Doctor. exactly the same"
"You can't still call him a Bastard. All that
means is that he needs you."
"But then he told me that he
has
AIDS"
"Damn!!!!! fxxxxing
@*zzaxa
$&^$&*%#) (&$)(#*@_(#
BASTAAAAARRD!!!!!"
All the staff outside were shocked to hear
the
psychiatrist screaming......
