Post by Grey on Oct 18, 2004 17:25:53 GMT -5
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty
miles
per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her
and
speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married
for
twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases
her speed to 45 mph.
the husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it,"he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and
she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and
slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the
house,"
he says insistently.
Speed Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
Speed Up to 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
the
boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything
you
want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got
everything I need." she says.
"Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him
and
smiles.
"The airbag."
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
Moral of the story don't buy Toyota VIOS E as it has only one airbag.
The husband sure die laa and wife will get everything.
miles
per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her
and
speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married
for
twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases
her speed to 45 mph.
the husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it,"he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and
she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and
slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the
house,"
he says insistently.
Speed Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
Speed Up to 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
the
boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything
you
want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got
everything I need." she says.
"Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him
and
smiles.
"The airbag."
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
Moral of the story don't buy Toyota VIOS E as it has only one airbag.
The husband sure die laa and wife will get everything.
