Post by Grey on Oct 12, 2004 17:05:51 GMT -5
Dark in Here!
A woman takes a lover during the day while her
husband is at work.
Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly so she
puts him in the closet and shuts the door.
Her husband also comes home early, so she puts
her lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "25 dollars."
Man: "Fine".
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
boy and the lover are In the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball mitt."
Remembering the last time, he asks, "how much?"
Boy: "75 dollars."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the boy's father says to the
boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and
forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
Father: "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "100 dollars."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
your friends like that, 100 dollars is way more
than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The Priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"
A woman takes a lover during the day while her
husband is at work.
Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly so she
puts him in the closet and shuts the door.
Her husband also comes home early, so she puts
her lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "25 dollars."
Man: "Fine".
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
boy and the lover are In the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball mitt."
Remembering the last time, he asks, "how much?"
Boy: "75 dollars."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the boy's father says to the
boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and
forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
Father: "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "100 dollars."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
your friends like that, 100 dollars is way more
than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The Priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"
