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Post by Grey on Jan 15, 2005 1:41:47 GMT -5
What is Marketing?
> > > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. > > > You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" > > > That's Direct Marketing > > > > > > > > > You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. > > > One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, > > > "He's very rich. Marry him." > > > That's Advertising. > > > > > > > > > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. > > > You go up to her and get her telephone number. > > > The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." > > > That's Telemarketing. > > > > > > > > > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. > > > You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a > > > drink. > > > > > > You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, > > > offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you > > > marry me?" > > > That's Public Relations. > > > > > > > > > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. > > > She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you." > > > That's Brand Recognition. > > > > > > > > > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. > > > You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" > > > She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. > > > That's Customer Feedback.
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