Post by Grey on Jan 15, 2005 2:07:33 GMT -5
Lawyer & his BMW
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new BMW in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
truck
came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's
door of the BMW.
The counsellor immediately grabbed his mobile phone, dialled 999,
and it wasn't more than! 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His BMW, which he had just picked up
the
day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter
how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook
his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most
important
things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realise that your left
arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"My God!" screamed the lawyer...........(scroll down)
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"Where's my Rolex?!!"
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new BMW in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
truck
came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's
door of the BMW.
The counsellor immediately grabbed his mobile phone, dialled 999,
and it wasn't more than! 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His BMW, which he had just picked up
the
day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter
how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook
his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most
important
things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realise that your left
arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"My God!" screamed the lawyer...........(scroll down)
(scroll down)
(scroll down)
"Where's my Rolex?!!"
